Notes from an out-of-town Thanksgiving weekend, part 2
How a mother with a PhD in molecular biology speaks to her three-and-a-half year-old child:
"She can't have any pie; she's allergic to some of the things in it."
"Why?"
"Because there's something wrong with her chromosomes, honey."
5 the peanut gallery:
Hahaha. Let me guess. Said three-and-a-half year old didn't engage in the making of any hand turkey seating assignment settings, right?!
Question ... why does mother make a pie with things her child can't have?
I was the one who couldn't eat the pie.
Dean eats pie.
Dean eats pie. *chuckles evilly*
Only the vaguest sense of decorum prohibits me from actually saying what I'm thinking.
Hahahaha, Rapster. I bet I already know, and it's probably what Toady was thinking when she wrote it!
]:)
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