My week in pictures

Somehow, at the end of last week I inadvertently ingested one of the foods to which I react badly. Certain things pretty much have this effect on me:

All this week, my body has felt like this:

My head has felt like this:

And my brain's been functioning like this:

All in all, my state of being has been this:

(Not the elephant, or the woman, or the bag. Well, maybe the bag.)

I've popped a bunch of Benadryl, which helps if I take it soon enough after I eat the feel-like-elephant-poop-inducing item. This time I didn't catch it soon enough, so all the Benadryl did was leave me like this:
(For the record, I don't wear tighty whities.)




Next step: Acupuncture. Ahhh, acupuncture, the porcupine quill-filled topical elixir of the gods. Needles in my legs, needles in my arms, needles in my head and face. A lot of needles in my head and face. So many that it makes me feel like this:

Only hairier. And not so bitchy.

So, to sum up my week: Poison, poop, drool, and needles.